Monday, August 3, 2009

Big Bang Theory Series

Sing with me guys with this new anthem, national anthem of the geeks and those who will be :

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

Well, I am having some stomach rumbles with this funny series :D Thanks to some magician friends who were providing me with this fun stuff.... I think I'm not going anywhere this long vacation just because of this.


Cashmere said...

Ok, Can you enlighten me a bit on this? My friend's crazya bout this and I don't know what's this Big Bang Theory's all about..

Believe Achieve - Hugo and Roxanne said...

Singing along with you! :-)

Cool video. Thanks for sharing!
Have a Blessed week!

Many Blessings....

Roxanne and Hugo
Believe Achieve

xgenesis007 said...

@Cashmere - just a very funny series of four highly intelligent creatures.

Thanks guys for dropping by :D
Have a wonderful day!

Ailurophile said...

Loved the poetry. Couldn't watch the video for some reason. Have a great weekend :)